Because That Always Works

An American who has advised the civilian authority in Baghdad said, “The only way we can win is to go unconventional. We’re going to have to play their game. Guerrilla versus guerrilla. Terrorism versus terrorism. We’ve got to scare the Iraqis into submission.”
The New Yorker

*ring* *ring*
Hello? Israel?
Hey, how's that scaring-the-Palestinians-into-submission plan going?
Uh-huh.
Uh-huh.
50 years and counting?
Huh.
...
Well, sounds good!
Thanks!"
*click*