Don't Worry Your Pretty Little Head

Momma Government's gonna protect you from all those nasty men winning World War II. I'm looking forward to the "Leave it to Beaver" channel and the revival of infantalizing pap as entertainment now that the Christian Right is laying hold to the reins of government. Are there any rational Republicans who believe that conservatives think government should be getting out of directing other people's lives? The cognitive dissonance within people who "want the government off their backs" and yet can't muster the will to change a television channel is breathtaking.