DHS vs. Children

While the FBI is chasing down terrorist lead # 3415 this week as furnished by the Department of Hysterical Security, the NY Times has a report on the methods and the madness of the 21st Century pedophile.

Perhaps all those pointless leads the DHS furnishes the FBI were originally intended to distract the Feds from the hobby of a certain senior official of the agency.

Groucho Marx vs. The Virgin Mary

Groucho Marx once said, "I'd never want to belong to a club that would have me as a member," which goes some distance to explain my abandonment of Catholicism, but when I see "news" items like this, I wonder how people can ask me why I'm an atheist.

School of Quick Retort

If you're a blogger of Left Blogistan, a lefty, or even a person with common sense facing down your friendly neighborhood deranged pundit or relative with his head in bag, and they get around to intimating that you're a traitor for not supporting Our Leader or US actions in the Iraquagmire, say this:

Way to divide America in wartime, traitor! Don't let me stop you from calling up your handlers at Al Qaeda to tell them "Mission Accomplished!"

It makes no sense, but it sure feels good.

And yeah, by demand of Rex Saxi, I'm back to help the rest of reality kick a little BushCo ass.

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