North Korea and USA in High-Level Fashion Talks

Dick Cheney and Kim Jong Il met today, issuing a joint statement which read, in part:

"Our similar fashion sense is a foundation upon which we can build a relationship of mutual respect. That and the nukes we have aimed at one another."

Tip o' the blog to The Good Doctor.

655,000

That's the number of Iraqi dead due to the illegal invasion by the United States, according to this study.

However, as the "president" explains to us, that level of carnage only goes to show you how much the Iraqis love democracy:

I do know that a lot of innocent people have died and it troubles me and grieves me. And I applaud the Iraqis for their courage in the face of violence. I am, you know, amazed that this is a society which so wants to be free that they’re willing to — you know, that there’s a level of violence that they tolerate.

Mr. "President": My Frist Diagnost-o-tron tells me you are a sick fuck. There is not enough water in the world to wash away the blood on your hands.

Boom

Say what you will about 'Lil Kim Jong, the man has always known how to make an entrance.

You see, Mr. "President" when you:

1. list a few countries as belonging to the "axis of evil" and then,


2. when you're deciding which one to invade based on the phases of the moon, the spilled entrails of goats, or however you arrive at these catastrophes you call "decisions", and then,


3. based on the smoking entrails, you pick Iraq, the one that DOESN'T have the nuclear weapons, well, that sends a message.

And that message is:

"Hey, tinpot dictators! Get some nukes or I'll huff, and I'll puff, and I'll blow your regime in!"

Since most tinpot dictators get to be tinpot dictators not because they're "madmen" but because they're smart and ruthless, they tend to pay attention to signals like that.

North Korea to Moron in the White House: "Message received."

Love the Fetus, Hate the Child

Republicans will do whatever it takes to protect you as a fetus, including allowing your mother to die to ensure your birth, but after that kid, here's what you have to look forward to:

Republicans will try to starve you to death.
Republicans will see you dead through medical neglect.
Republicans will destroy your life with sexual predation.
Republicans will send you to an unnecessary war with no armor, and let terrorists finish the job.

Republicans: Eating Your Children

The Picture of George W. Bush

In Oscar Wilde's novel, "The Picture of Dorian Gray", a young man's moral degeneration manifests in his hidden portrait while he remains beautiful. George W. Bush has had his hidden portrait in the secret behaviors of his Republican Party. Republicans, with their financial corruption, their predatory sexual proclivities, their incessant fearmongering and their sadistic obsession with torture, are the very endgame in moral degeneration, a collection of the worst human traits that mirrors the inner life of their leader, George W. Bush.

How long before a horse assumes a Senate seat?
How long until headlines scream:
"GOP MIRED IN CANABALISM SCANDAL"?

These disgusting, cowardly, and corrupt sadists must be plucked from their positions of power. They have turned this nation into a playground for their ugly indulgences, and a sewer for the bloody consequences of their games.

Send Republicans back under their rocks.
This nation must stop wallowing in Republican excrement.

Foley

So, Republicans are drunken predatory sexual perverts preying on teenagers and then covering up their sordid crimes.

This surprises you?