Philadelphia to Darwin: Drop Dead

Yup, another one:

"Because Darwin's theory is a theory, it is still being tested as new evidence is discovered," the statement said. "Gaps in the theory exist for which there is no evidence."

We at Boring Diatribe wish to remind the Dover school district that Newton's Theory of Gravitation is a theory, and encourage the study of alternative theories by the members of the Dover school board, preferably from a great height.