Scooter on a Crutch
Reuters published this photo of I. Lewis "Scooter" Libby with crutch, supposedly after breaking a bone in his foot. However, sources close to the administration are leaking like drunk sailors in alleyways, and they passed on this transcript of a conversation recorded in Karl Rove's office:
Scooter, you're going down. Someone's got to take the fall for the Wilson job and you're "elected".
Oh yeah, Fat Brain? Well, If I'm going down, you're coming with me, and I'll be peddling you for cigarettes to guys named "Bubba".
Joey, show Scooter what I mean when I say he's going down.
We can do this the easy way or the hard way, Mr. Libby.
No, wait, Karl, we can talk... YEEEEEEEEARGH!
You've got only two choice now Scooter. You can go down with one broken bone, or you can go down broken in a lot more places. Tomorrow you'll tell Patty that I was duped in your crazy obsession to "get" Joe Wilson. Do you "get" me? Say 'Yes Mr. Rove.'
Joey, help Scooter up.