Where Do I Take The Pledge?

Bill Maher has some thoughts on the efficacy of high-school abstinence pledges:

Is there any greater irony than the fact that the Christian Right actually got their precious little adolescent daughters to say to their freshly scrubbed boyfriends: "Please, I want to remain pure for my wedding night, so only in the ass. Then I'll blow you." Well, at least these kids are really thinking outside the box.

...so to speak.